Random and Absurd Story based on "Breaking My Heart" Song

Made in Heaven

                Made is Bagus’s besfriend. One day, Made’s parents were dead. So, Made lived at Bagus’s house. At the first, they lived together happily like a family. Day by day, Made became Bagus’s slave. 

                One night, Made mopped the floor in Bagus’s house. Made was forced by Bagus. After finished it, Made went out because he didn’t want to talk with Bagus that night. He searched a quiet place sleep. He saw a bench at the park and sat there. He stared into the stars. He thought that he should leave Bagus’s house. But, he also thinked that he would become a beggar without Bagus. Made prayed to God. He hoped that Bagus would become his bestfriend like before. 

                Next day, Bagus can’t find Made in his house. Bagus tried to find him outside the house. Then, Bagus found made at the park.Bagus got angry and Forced Made to go home. Made was forced to do some annoying stuff again. Bagus said “You can’t live without me ! You’re lucky because you can live in my house.” 

                At night, Bagus went out to hang out with new friends. Bagus ran to his bed. He counted the rude words from Bagus to him before sleep. When he was sleeping, Bagus came home. Bagus drunk again. It made Made very sad to see Bagus like that. Bagus's eyes were look like a zombie at that time.

                Next day, Made was asked by Bagus to do something ridiculous. Bagus learned how to shoot an apple above Made’s head. So he asked Made to put an apple above his head. Made prayed to God , “I’d rather die”. God granted his wish. Suddenly, Bagus missed his shoot , straight to Made’s heart. Bagus really was breaking Made’s heart but Bagus didn’t care about it. Made was died. Finally, Made lived happily in heaven.

Expression Dialog (Love Sadnes etc)

Steve                    : Hi Wawan, what happens ? you look nervous.

Wawan                 : Hmm.. Nothing

Steve                    : Liar! Your face is trying to tell something.

Wawan                 : I’ll tell you , but you have to promise not to tell anyone about this. I’m in love with a girl.

Steve                    : Who is it ?

Wawan                 : She is Kimberly.

Steve                    : That’s good. She is beautiful and smart. So ? What are you waiting for ? Just confess to her

Wawan                 : It’s too embrassing. She is a perfect girl. But I’m just an ordinary boy.

Steve                    : Don’t worry Wawan. I will support you

Wawan                 : Hahaha thanks.

At Saturday night, Wawan saw Steve and Kimberly were hanging out together at the mall. Next day, Wawan came to Steve’s house

Wawan                 : What displeasure !!

Steve                    : What happened ? What do you mean Wawan ?

Wawan                 : I told you that I love Kimberly. And you said that you would support me

Steve                    : Yes, I would do that. Why ?

Wawan                 : Last night, I saw you were dating with Kimberly. I can’t believe this !

Steve                    : Wait ! I will tell you the reason !

Wawan                 : Enough, I can’t believe you anymore. Bye !

Wawan told his experience to Kimberly’s friend, Faizah.

Wawan                 : I’m extremely unhappy about this

Faizah                   : Calm down Wawan

Wawan                 : What should I do now Faizah ?

Faizah                   : You should confess to Kimberly about your feeling tomorrow.

Next day, Wawan were trying to confess to Kimberly about his feeling.

Kimberly              : Hi Wawan ! It has been a while

Wawan                 :Hi Kimberly.

Kimberly              : What’s up ?

Wawan                 : I don’t know what to do.

Kimberly              : What are you talking about ?

Wawan                 : I’m in love with a girl. But, my friend betrayed me and He were dating with the girl. It comes as my great sadness.

Kimberly              : Is that true ? How poor you are. By the wat, who is that girl ?

Wawan                 : I think you will not believe it. She is already have a boyfriend

Kimberly              : Come on, please tell me Wawan.

Wawan                 : I do love you Kimberly. But you are Steve’s Girlfriend

Kimberly              : What do you mean ? Steve is not my boyfriend.

Wawan                 : But, you were dating with him last Saturday.

Kimberly              : Yeah, but Steve is my bestfriend. And we were talking about you. I have a crush on you Wawan

Wawan                 : Thanks God, So it was a misunderstanding.

Steve                    : Hey guys !

Wawan                 : Oh Steve ! I’m Sorry ! I was very embarrassed on what I did yesterday. Please forgive me.

Steve                    : Haha no problem. I’ve heard itu from Faizah

Wawan                 : Thank you Steve. You’re really my bestfriend.

Steve                    :Hahaha.. So, what are you waiting for Wawan ? Go for it !

Wawan                 : Hmm.. Kimberly, would you be my Girlfriend ?

Kimberly              : Of course. I’m very happy

Wawan                 : Steve, thank you for supporting us

Steve                    : That’s fine. I’m pleased to see you both happy.

Expression

This dialog includes Expressing Pain, Expressing Relief,  Expressing Pleasure , Requesting and Granting Request

Group Members :   Abrar Naufal Prasetya
                              Albert Tito
                              Aulia Ulfa
                              Khansa Dewa Karima

Abrar      : (Walking in the class... then hit the wall) Ouch! It hurts so much !!

Albert      : Hey, please watch your step when walking dude.. Hahaha, be careful next time.

Aulia       : What was that sound ? What happened to you Abrar ?

Abrar      : I hit the wall because I was careless

Khansa    : Thank goodness, you’re not dead. Just kidding.

Albert      : Anyway guys, do you have any bicycles ?

Aulia       : I have one ! why ?

Albert      : Is there any other ? Because I want to ride it tomorrow for physical class.

Khansa    : Don’t worry Albert, I have 2 but, 4 Wheels bicycle.

Abrar      : Hahahahaha! That bicycle is comfortable for you little boy hahahaha!

Albert      : (Punching Abrar) Keep your mouth bro.

Abrar      : Hey , I’ve got pains all over.

Khansa    : I lied, it’s a mountain bike.

Albert      : Can I borrow it tomorrow ?

Khansa    : Of course you can.

THE NEXT DAY

Aulia        : That’s Wonderful bike! Is that yours, Khansa ?

Khansa    : It’s mine. But, Albert borrowed it from me

Albert      : Good morning guys ! Hi Khansa, where’s the bike ?

Abrar      : Are you blind ? Look ! That’s the bike. THE PINK COLOURED BIKE HAHA!

Aulia       : It’s so funny. I can’t wait to see him ride the bike.

All           : (laughing together)

Albert     : Enough guys, I don’t care with it’s colour.

Aulia       : Well, let’s go cycling !

All          : YEAH !

  

Conditional Sentences

1. Conditional Sentences Type 1
    
   -         If you can beat me, I will leave this town. 
   -         If he is not my cousin, I will punch him. 
   -         I will play together with you if your father isn’t here. 
   -         I will cry if you mock me. 
   -         If you do your homework, you will get a reward from your teacher. 
    
2. Conditional Sentences Type 2   
   
    
   -         If I told him about Mathematics, He would talk much more than me.
   -         If you weren’t here, I wouldn’t be here.
   -         If she got a good score, her mother would give her a present.
   -         If you had a headache, you would go to the doctor.
   -         I would punish you, If you didn’t do your homework.
    
3. Conditional Sentences Type 3
   
   
   
   -         If I had punched him, He would have cured his wound.
   -         If he had written a novel, he would have sold it.
   -         If Lukman hadn’t accepted the duel, Steven would have won the tournament.
   -        Wonderwoman would have been happy if Superman had sent her a love letter.
   -         Hulk would have killed the monster if the monster had destroyed the town.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Narative Text

The Prince's Secret

by : Abrar Naufal Prasetya and Helen Monica

               Long time ago, there was a handsome prince who loved many animals. One day, he got a mission to save a princess who was kidnapped by an evil dragon.

               Then, He went to the forest to save the princess alone. He met many kind of wild animals in the forest. But, he can made the animals become tame. Because He loved all animals, He didn't want to hurt them. Until he found a strong white tiger. It was to strong for the prince to defeat it without hurting the tiger.

               But, the prince had a secret power. He can transformed into many kind of animals if he said "Transform". Incredible, He changed into a random animal. Lucky , when He used his power at that time, He transformed into a lion king. He roared and the white tiger ran away from him. Then, he transformed into human form back when he said "Cast Off".

               After searching for a long time, The prince found the dragon's hideout. He saw the princess was trapped in the prison near the hideout. She was crying there. "BOOM" , the prince changed into a small frog then He enter the prison. Then, the prince said "Don't worry my princess, I'm here to save you." The princess was surprised when he saw the talking frog. "Who are you ? you're not a normal frog!" said the princess. The prince showed his human form in the prison. The princess was very happy. But suddenly, the dragon came to the hideout and saw the prince there. The dragon was very angry. The evil dragon spouted fire at them, The prince and the princess avoided it. The fire broked the prison. It helped the prince and the princess to escape from the hideout.

               The evil dragon pursued them, the prince used his secret power again and He transformed into a gold dragon. The evil dragon and the gold dragon spouted fire. The gold dragon's fire was more powerful than the evil dragon's. The evil dragon was defeated by the prince. The evil dragon escaped from the prince to save it's life. The princess also has been saved by the prince. Then, they went back to their castle.

               After that incident, they live happily in the castle. No one knowed about the prince's secret power, except the princess.

Passive Voice

1. Simple Present Tense

a. Active : She cooks rice everyday
    Passive : The rice is cooked by her
b. Active : I play game once a week
    Passive : The game is played by me once a week

2. Present Continuous Tense
   
a.  Active : I am watching tv right now
     Passive : The tv is being watched by me
b.  Active : Alber is kissing his girlfriend
     Passive : Albert's girlfriend is being kissed by Albert

3. Present Perfect Tense

a.  Active : Naufal has eaten the noodle
     Passive : THe noodle has been eaten by Naufal
b.  Active : Nunung has clean the floor
     Passive : The floor has been cleaned by Nunung

4. Present Perfect Continuous Tense

a.  Active : Abrar has been catching the ball
     Passive : The ball has been being caught by Abrar
b.  Active : Trans TV has been showing the concert
     Passive The concert has been being shown by Trans TV



5. Simple Past Tense

a.  Active : He ate chicken yesterday
     Passive : The chicken was eaten by him
b.  Active : You did the homework last night
     Passive : The homework was done by you last night

6. Past Continuous Tense

a.  Active : Tom was writing the letter
     Passive : The letter was being written by Tom
b.  Active : Lukman wass killng a cockroach
     Passive : A cockroach was being killer by Lukman

7. Past Perfect Tense

a.  Active : Damas had thrown a ball
     Passive : The ball had been thrown by Damas
b.  Active : Syaiful had driven a taxi
     Passive : A taxi had been driven by Syaiful

8. Past Perfect Continuous Tense

a. Active : Dina had been buying a phone
    Passive : A phone had been being bought by Dina
b. Active : Bambang had been drinking coca cola
    Passive : Coca cola had been being drunk by Bambang

9. Simple Future Tense

a. Active : Khansa will call Fachrul
    Passive : Fachrul will be called by Khansa
b. Active : Fajar will read a novel
    Passive : The novel will be read by Fajar

10. Future Continuous Tense

a. Active : He will be making a cake
    Passive : The cake will be being made by Him
b. Active : Budi will be riding a bike
    Passive : The bike will be being ridden by Budi

11. Future Perfect Tense

a. Active : Dicky will have study english
    Passive : English will have been studied by Dicky
b. Active : Dwi will have bitten a cake
    Passive : The cake will have been bitten by Dwi

12. Future Perfect Continuous Tense

a. Active : I will have been hearing a sound
    Passive : A sound will have been being heard by me

b. Active : Jerry will have been drawing a picture
    Passive : A picture will have been being drawn by jerry

Robok - Robok (Report Text)

What's up guys ??? 4 days ago, i got a new task from my english teacher.. It's about a report text about One of the Culture from West Kalimantan. Now, I will post my report text in this post. Check it out !

 ROBOK - ROBOK

          Robok - Robok is a tradition for Mempawah, West Kalimantan. The meaning of this tradition is welcoming celebration of Ompu Daeng Manambon, the former king of Mempawah.

          Robok-robok is related to Islamic event. In this event, all people pray to Allah for salvation and kept them away from many disasters.

          The first thing that we must do in Robok-robok event is "buang-buang" ritual or "tolak bala" which done by Pangeran Ratu of Amantubillah palace on the middle of the sea. Then, in Mempawah, a retainer echoes adzan over the ship followed by "buang-buang' ritual perform by the crown prince ( putra mahkota). Further more, the queen and the prince visited the invitation guest and the crown prince returned to the palace.

          Many atractions will bw shown such as traditional dress, qasidah, hadrah, panjat pinang (kind of tree climbing contest), smack pillow, tarik tambang (pulling rope contest), etc. This activities will be held at the next of Mempawah river from morning until night.

          Robok - Robok is very historic an has historical value because this event is very importand to be remembered. especially for the relatives of Amantubillah palace in Mempawah.

          For some local people, robok-robok helps them to earn some money by selling products ans souvenirs around the location.

sources :
-http://indonesia.vinensia.com/2009/03/pontianak-west-kalimantan-comeliness-of.html
-http://berlari.blogspot.com/2008/02/peristiwa-robok-robok.html
-http://tourism-indo.blogspot.com/2007/03/robok-robok-persatuan-semua-etnis.html
-www.equatornews.com/berita/index,asp?Berita=Utama&id=58601

Wow... it must be very interesting isn't it ? Well... maybe it's enough for today, I hope you like it and don't  forget to leave a comment hehehe....